This bi-weekly dropLive now
UVicAlready got a t-shirt.
All right, folks. UVic's inside jokes, on a shirt. Written by the folks, voted in by the folks.
- ✓Everyone at the pre-game gets it. Common folk won't.
- ✓Voted in by the campus, not picked by a brand.
- ✓Printed to order. Ships in a few days. Shades on.
- ✓Write the joke, win $250. Working harder, hardly working.
Every pack comes with something free. Pick yours on the shirt.
Not sick? Doesn't fit? Send it back. 30 days. Chill.
Is it going to look like merch?+
No crest, no mascot, no bookstore. Just the joke, huge, on the front.
When does it ship?+
Printed to order, out the door in a few days. Canada Post does the rest. No promises on them.
What if it doesn't fit?+
Swap it. Free. It's all good.
What if I miss it?+
Then you missed it. Get the text and you get the link an hour before everyone. Be a chad.
Can I wear it to class?+
Make sure your grades are good first.
Which one of the folks is this?
Tag him. You know who.
The plan
- 1Someone writes a joke
Could be you. 60 characters. About the bar, the bus, the rez.
- 2Your campus votes
Top 3 win. One vote per email, so the house can't rig it. Much.
- 3The winners get paid
$250 each, plus a dollar every time one sells. Name on the label. Working harder, hardly working.
- 4It gets printed
Made when you order it. No warehouse, no leftovers. Zing.
Common folk vs us
| Bookstore | Us | |
|---|---|---|
| On the front | The crest | Your bar |
| Who else has it | Your dad | People who get the joke |
| Price | $65 | $39.99 |
| Wear it to the pre-game | Absolutely not | That's the point |
| Vibes | Mid | Yours |
The timeline
Write one. Get paid. Be a chad.
If your campus votes it in: $250, a dollar a shirt forever, and your name on the label. The house will never let you forget it.
Submit a jokeGood for
- Going out, when everyone's ready and you have nothing to wear.
- Your roommate's birthday. Two for $69.99.
- The whole house. 12+ shirts, one box, everyone matching. Bulk.
The shirt itself
Heavy, boxy, survives the wash and the beer.
More questions
- Will it shrink? No. Between sizes? Size up, you'll be sleeping in it.
- Can I wear it to family dinner? The bus and goose ones, sure. Make sure your grades are good first.
- Can I get my own joke printed? Submit it. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Drop 01 · UVic
Live now. Voted in by the campus.
$39.99 · two for $69.99 · printed to order · not sick? send it back
